Life sucks.

You know life sucks when

1. You woke up with a nightmare

2. Someone MIA suddenly turnt up

3. Your visa application gets screwed up

4. You dent your uncle’s car and is liable for a $700 damage

5. You just feel like dying.

When I’m supposed to be studying

When I'm supposed to be studying

Can I start lovin’ my notes?

I think the news is getting exciting. The defamation case by the Singapore Swimming Club is pretty interesting In the end, the Attorney-General had to step in. Hahaha I think defamation is the best way to get something tangible out of something intangible. So damn cool

I need to start studying ): This sem’s really bad and I’m contemplating SU-ing BM211 cos it’s really baddd. Have no idea what the lecturer is talking about weekly and I’m very sure I don’t learn anything out of it ): Or any idea for that case. And I’m ponning HP802 for nuts. Not that my cores are good; in fact I have no idea what’s going on! Die.

Maastricht’s application is tedious to the core. With package comes online application comes visa. Ewwwww. And they talk about visa like some foreign language I have no eye-deer what they are talking about. But still! I’m still high over Maastricht. Plus contract for internship’s signed sealed and delievered I’m going to be under my hot interviewer with the strong angmoh accent. Cool.

St Nicks’s closing and moving school soon ): I realised the next time I’ll be back there will be… next year when I return from Maastricht! Omg I bet the kids will forget me ):

I need to stop eating, start mugging and stop emoing!

Another fat day.

OMGGGGGGG I SO TOTALLY OVERATE TODAY.
Cos today is a fat, fat day.

Okay my blog’s about fatness, eating and fatness again.

M1’s offering iPhone at the end of the year! I’m looking forward to a price competition! D

PSLE woes

One example of the problem sums given was: “Jim bought some chocolates and gave half of it to Ken. Ken bought some sweets and gave half of it to Jim. Jim ate 12 sweets and Ken ate 18 chocolates. The ratio of Jim’s sweets to chocolates became 1:7 and the ratio of Ken’s sweets to chocolates became 1:4. How many sweets did Ken buy?”

The PSLE Maths paper strikes again! I remembered it being a controversy since I was in Primary 5. Yes, the batch before us had this 1 mark question for the sum of “1+2+3+4+….+98+99″

T.T

Then again, I think parents are too protective. It’s only a question! There are going to be tons of questions which your kids won’t be able to answer in future; shouldn’t they start being less self-absorbed and thinking that everything is possible in today’s world?

Anyway, this week was known as super shagged week. After chionging adorable Claw report over recess week, we had 202 quiz to mug in 2 days. THAT WAS CRAZY. 202 is an unfathomable module which I totally have no idea about. Oh well at least it was over and I had my fair share of chilling out at Timbre yesterday. Life’s fair.

So now it’s time for Working in 21st Century and some football!

Goodbye Recess.

There goes recess.
Let’s see, what did I accomplish this week?

NOTHING ):
I didn’t even managed to finish watching my forensic show 2 (HK drama I can’t quote its chinese name)
And now I’m liable for a pending $500 compensation ):
I SUCK I SUCK I SUCK.
Especially when I’m about to get myself an iPhone.

And my dad stole my cable box away I can’t even ogle at the likes of Torres, Lampard, Terry ):

Oh well, recess’s over. Time to wake up my ideas!

I hearts Mummy Toh.

This is why Mummy Toh’s the best <3

Mummy Toh: “I want to buy a parrot”
Me: “For what?”
Mummy Toh: “Teach her how to talk and call Mummy. So that when you go exchange got someone to call me like you”
Me: “Wth. I’m comparable to a bird?!”

But still, <3 <3 <3

And Claw sucks ):

Recess.

Recess Week is here.
Time for myself will never come ):

And many more.

Sleep debt.
My sleep debt is accumulating to an everlasting mountain. I hate feeling sleepy and lethargic; that often gives rise to sugar rush and bingeing like a cow and regrettting like a sow after that ): And my eyes keep getting super dry it’s like double vision on alternate eye everyday. My eyebags are so prominent I swear I look like some old hag ):

Been a bad girl recently. Omg but the sense of guilt is hitting hard on me. I shall behave myself during recess and that means no clubbing. No clubbing. No clubbing. No mambo even though the next day’s childrens’ day which means I can sleep till I like. Joli shall be a little angel and stay at home to sleep. Not turn nocturnal.

I’ve accepted Maastricht! Which means I’ll be partying mugging my pants off in Amsterdam next year. And touring around Europe! I’m so excited. But I realised $$$$’s an issue. And if I go I’ll give up my tuitions and whatever income which means a greater $$$ deficit.

I’m eating like some cow nowadays again. I blame my parents for buying snacks. They are evil people trying to get me fatter. And I had a very interesting conversation with Yining today regarding dieting. We ascertain that females are perpetually on a diet. Or rather, claim to be on a diet. Then we proceed on to fried food and chocolates. The sweet irony of life

Btw I’m having too much ice cream in my life these days. Abstain abstain!

I read the article regarding the people being banned from casino. Gambling’s one big addiction huh. I never like gamblers, (together with smokers and drug addicts) but it’s kinda sad to get banned. Addiction’s one urge the addict gets to experience; the rest will just dish it aside and go “so what”. Ahhhh it’s like the urge to binge, or the urge to come online, or the urge to control your bladder. So terrible. What if someone stops me from doing those? I’ll probably go haywire.

Omg I need to sleep. Mug in my dreams

Masstrict, here I come?

I’ve got my Instep to Masstrict Uuniversity- Amsterdam, the Netherlands D
Instep’s NTU’s lingo for exchange. I’m excited; yet tentative at the same time.

Firstly, Internship’s one big zzzzz.
If I go, that means I’ve got to do my intership in Dec! That’s the period when firms hire low, and I won’t get to experience internship with my fellow friends who will be doing theirs in June/July next year! ): Work’s always funner with friends

Secondly, Parents.
My parents are super paranoid. My dad kept worrying about mafias and drugs. My mum is just, worried. And I just knew Amsterdam is the “red light district of the world”, with prostitutes sitting along the streets waiting for people to pick them? And that there’s this super gross sex museum >.< Much although it’ll pollute my very inncoent mind, I wish to go! I want to break through, to survive on my own in somewhere of a different culture (: And that means saving money, learning how to cook (I’m very very sure I’ll miss home food) and alot more!

Btw I have been driving to school for 2 full weeks and it’s growing on me. Cars make people lazy. I’m too zzz to go public nowadays. I so want my own car! ):

And schoolwork’s bad. But then again, since when has it NOT be bad? ): I’m glad I’ve got great companion though, people to laugh with and they make school alot funner D

I’m hooked to Paparazzi from Lady Gaga now D